Fame

After 41 years of trying, I finally made it into the papers. It's a shame that I'm dressed like a blue-headed sperm.  Does my bum look big in this?

Spot the deliberate mistake by the Argus......  No, they got the African country right - the landlocked one.
But we didn't actually swim round both piers.
Nothing like a bit of local journalism to get in the way of the facts.